-Wake up to sounds of roosters.
-Close windows to prevent naked lineman entering home.
-Genuflect before terry baker shrine.
-Eat breakfast of grits, raw eggs and milk directly from cow udder.
-Put on sports bra replica jersey
-Jump on tractor and stop at campus ag building to “visit” sheep.
-Ride tractor to burrito bowl parking lot.
-Get totally drunk on PBR and pass out before even entering stadium.
-Wake up at halftime and stumble into your seats.
-Boo home team.
-Rush field prematurely before realizing refs called a penalty and the game really isn’t over.
-Upon upset victory, knock down goalpost, killing fellow students in the process.
-In a drunken, excited stupor, head to local watering hole a.k.a. the “cock”.
-Punch a national guard soldier night before he leaves for Iraq.
-Steal university golf cart for a joyride.
-Break into woman’s house completely naked, go into 3 point stance and get tazed by cops.
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